Total Medals Earned: 2,644 (From 353 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,120 Points
Medals Earned: 9/16 (120/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/235 points)
Kill a police officer
Get the "best" ending
Stab a person on camera
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 7/10 (265/325 points)
Jump 10 times.
Kill 10 little zombies.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Buy the minigun.
Survive all 10 days.
Buy all weapons from the shop.
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.