Total Medals Earned: 2,639 (From 352 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,920 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/235 points)
Kill a police officer
Get the "best" ending
Stab a person on camera
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 7/10 (265/325 points)
Jump 10 times.
Kill 10 little zombies.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Buy the minigun.
Survive all 10 days.
Buy all weapons from the shop.
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/455 points)
Zombify Santa.
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Not that they put up much of a fight.
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
The amazon just got even wilder.
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
You are a thriving small business.
You are a thriving company.
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
